Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones

The Italians Always Made Good Wine, But You Had The Impression They Were Friendly Guys In Straw Hats Running Family Vineyards With Slaves Or Something So That The Vino Was Never More Than Ten Bucks A Bottle.

The Movies That Are Honored At The Oscars Are Always A Certain Type: Old-fashioned. It's A Bunch Of Well-made, Old-fashioned Movies That Support Our Idea Of Ourselves. They Uplift The Human Spirit. That's Why Horror Films Never Even Get Nominated.

I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been Saying Otherwise?

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.