It's Nice When Your Boyfriend Thinks You're

I'm An Immigrant Myself. It Was A Tough Road To Come To America And Work.

My Boots Use Recycled Electronics And Recycled Plastics From The Ocean.

For Those Who Believe In The Quote, Laughter Is The Best Medicine And Are Looking For A Divorce Quote On The Lighter Side, The Following Divorce Sayings Range From Mildly Humorous To Outrageously Funny: Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I've Been Fortunate - I Haven't Had Too Many Auditions. I Slept With The Right People.