I'm An Immigrant Myself. It Was A

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.

I Thought, 'if You're Going To Be On Tv, And If You're Going To Be Out And Glamorous, The Natural Look Can Stay At Home.'

Confining Marine Animals To Tanks And Separating Them From Their Families And Their Natural Surroundings, Just So People Can Watch Them Swim In Endless Circles, Teaches Us Far More About Humans Than It Does About Animals - And The Lesson Is Not A Flattering One.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.