It's Nice When Little Teams Win.

On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your Gin And Tonica.

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

I Still Like Some Of The Stuff, Skateboarding. Just Stupid Things.

I Was Raised By A Mother Who Told Me I Was Great Every Day Of My Life.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.