It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.