Love Never Goes Away; It Just Changes

My Parents Tried To Keep Me Safe, But To Me The World Was Not A Safe Place.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

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I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

Yeah, I Finished, It Was Hard. Those Last Five Miles. It Was Like Giving Birth And Then Being Told To Run As You're Giving Birth. It Was So Much Pain In My Hips. I Don't Know If Women Are Meant To Run, Especially After Having Kids.