It's More Than Magnificent; It's Mediocre.

A Bachelor's Life Is No Life For A Single Man.

Let's Have Some New Cliches.

Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed At.

I Don't Want To Be Surrounded By 'yes Men'. I Want People Who'll Disagree With Me, Even If It Costs Them Their Jobs.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.