It's Like Carrying A Bowling Ball! Almost

I Don't Even Have A Type! I Don't Have A Physical Type. I Have An Emotional Type.

Weight Watchers Is Not Intimidating. It's Not A Diet. It's A Lifestyle.

I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart.

I Think Anything Sounds Good With A Southern Accent.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.