It's Just Cool To Me That Bon

I'm A Genius. I'm Like Prince.

Yeah, Pretending To Ride A Horse Is Actually A Lot Harder Than Riding A Horse.

I'm Bored. I'm Not Unprofessional. I'm Just Bored.

It's Just Cool To Me That Bon Jovi Knows My Name!

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.