The Perfect Rescue Dog Is Out There

I'm A Genius. I'm Like Prince.

It's Just Cool To Me That Bon Jovi Knows My Name!

Guys Are Just Too Fast And Too Big In The Nfl.

Yeah, Pretending To Ride A Horse Is Actually A Lot Harder Than Riding A Horse.

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.