It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping

One Of The Guys That Used To Run It - For Some Reason I've No Idea Why He Used To Call Me The Sea Monster And I Was Just Looking Around For A Name And Thought That'll Do. That Lasted For A Couple Of Years Probably.

What They Did Was To Make A Pilot And It May Well Go To Series At The Next Festival But I Don't Have Any News On That. It's Already Been On Paramount Actually, But As It's On Paramount It'll Probably Be On Several More Times... Hopefully.

I've Always Been Criticised For How Filthy My Material Is. Victoria Wood Said To Me Once, 'i Wish I Was A Bit Ruder, Like You,' And I Said, 'well, I Wish I Was A Bit Cleaner, Like You.'

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

My Personal Opinion Is That You Can't Be Racist Towards White People. You Can Be Prejudiced About Them, But Being Prejudiced Isn't An Illegal Act, Whereas Being Racist Can Be.