I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally

I'm Not A Flag Waver For Obesity. It's Not Healthy, And You Have A Crap Life Because There Is Such A Downer On It.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

Anything Is Good If It's Made Of Chocolate.

I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining, But They Have A Lot Of Shortcomings And You Just Have To Bear Those In Mind.

I Did Try When I Wasn't Doing The Singing To Do As Much Comedy As I Could Because I Thought With Comic Relief You Are Duty Bound To Anyway.