It's Good To Just Smile And Go

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

I Don't Enjoy Going Out Anymore It's Such A Pain. It's Everyone Saying, 'let's Do A Deal! Can I Have A Picture?' I'm Just, Like, 'these People Are Such Losers. I Can't Believe I Used To Love Doing This.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

When I Was In London For The Brits Recently I Read That I Had Asked For A Jacuzzi In The Dressing Room - How Ridiculous Is That?

Everybody's Looking At Me But It's Alright I Like Attention The Clubs Not Hot Until I Walk Through They Stop And Stare And Watch Me Move Like Damn I Like That I'm Sexy And You Know It.