We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

In The Early Days Of The Indian Territory, There Were No Such Things As Birth Certificates. You Being There Was Certificate Enough.

Let Advertisers Spend The Same Amount Of Money Improving Their Product That They Do On Advertising And They Wouldn't Have To Advertise It.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt That May Never Come Due.