We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

Legalize Racing In Every State. Sure People Will Bet, But They Get To See The Horses Run And You Certain Can't See General Motors And General Electric And General Utility Run When You Bet On Them.

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.