We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

Samuel Gompers Has Spent His Life Trying To Keep Labor From Working Too Hard And Has Succeeded Beyond His Wildest Dreams.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

The Man That Found The 726-carat Diamond In Africa, Received $350,000 For It And Wants To Buy A Farm And Silk Hat. Well, I Can Understand A Man Perhaps Being Eccentric Enough To Want To Own A Silk Hat.