We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

It Is Awful Hard To Get People Interested In Corruption Unless They Can Get Some Of It.

I Would Rather Be The Man Who Bought The Brooklyn Bridge Than The Man Who Sold It.