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It's Tax Season. When I Woke This Morning And Realized It Was Tax Season, I Said, My God, Didn't We Just Pay Taxes Last Year?

Well, The Manhunt Continues For That Elusive Evil Mastermind, But I'm Telling You Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Remains At Large.

You Like Science? You Enjoy Science? Always Use It For Good, Never For Evil. Can You Promise Me That?

One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq, The Next Day You're Being Checked For Fleas On Fox News.

The New Cia Torture Report Is 6 Million Pages Long. It's Almost As Long As A George Clooney Pre-nup.