If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

In A Hierarchy, Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.