If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.