If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Would The Boy You Were Be Proud Of The Man You Are?

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

Egypt: Where The Israelites Would Still Be If Moses Had Been A Bureaucrat.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.