I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

Jimmy Foxx Could Hit Me At Midnight With The Lights Out.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.