It's Back To School Time. Or As

We Are The Shadow Cast By Real People. And That Shadow Changes Shape As The News Cycle Changes Shape, So You Always Have Fresh Dirt To Dig In.

Cardinal Dolan, Of Course, Has A Very, Very Hard Job: Trying To Hold Up Catholic Family Values In Sexually Liberal New York City. I'm Not Saying New York Is The Gay Mecca. But It's At Least Gay-rusalem.

Twenty-two Astronauts Were Born In Ohio. What Is It About Your State That Makes People Want To Flee The Earth?" - Stephen Colbert To Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "the Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.

Nasa Scientists Have Discovered A New Form Of Life, Unfortunately, It Won't Date Them Either.