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Mitt Romney's Email Was Hacked! So If You Start Getting Messages That Sound Like They're From A Bot, He's Fixed The Problem.

Take The Platypus - That Is Not A Finished Product. It Is Clearly Still In Beta.

Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry And Punch A Cow.

I'm Impervious To Logic.