Its An Eerie Thing. My Childhood Is

I've Been Going To Shopping Malls Since I Was On General Hospital.

I Consider Myself A Court Jester - Motivator.

I Might As Well Be Gay. And Not Just Because I Love Rhinestones And Barbara Streisand. But Because Im A Sensitive Person Who Is Supportive Of Gay People The Same Way Im Sensitive To Grossly Obese People And Ugly People.

When I Go To Teach, That's Not My Workout. It's My Show. I'm 134 Pounds - I'm A Teeny Thing. I Work Out 11/2 Hours A Day And Eat 1,600 Calories. I Can't Stray Because I Have To Fit Into These Dolfin Shorts!

I Have A One Of A Kind Collection Of Dolls. My House Is Like A Museum.