I Have A One Of A Kind

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

One Day I May Be Meeting You And Hearing How You've Changed Your Life By Saying, "farewell To Fat".

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.

If Your Oxygen Mask Drops Down, It's Time To Take A Breather!

Everyone In This World Is Somehow Connected. So Why Not Just Be Nice To Everybody.