It's Always Nice To Receive A Compliment.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

You're Not Right In The Head, And Nor Am I, And This Is Why....this Is Why I Like You.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

Any Criticism Of Thatcher Throws A Dangerously Absurd Light On The Entire Machinery Of British Politics. Thatcher's Name Must Be Protected, Not Because Of All The Wrong That She Had Done, But Because The People Around Her Allowed Her To Do It.

I Avoid People Who I Actually Like. I Suppose That’s A Phobia But Also A Habit.