It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

The Captain Has Just Turned On The Fasten-seat-belt-sign. He Didn't Mean To, But The Joint He Was Smoking Fell In His Lap, And When He Jumped Up, His Head Hit The Switch.

Shopping And Buying And Getting And Having Comprise The Great American Addiction. No One Is Immune. When The Underclass Riots In This Country They Don't Kill Policemen And Politicians, They Steal Merchandise. How Embarrassing.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.