It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad

Geologists Claim That Although The World Is Running Out Of Oil, There Is Still A 200-hundred-year Supply Of Brake Fluid.

Number One, One, One On Wonderful Wino.

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

I Just Love It When I Hear A Little Commotion, Someone Leaving. When I See Those Doors In The Back . . .