It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

I Don't Claim To Have Any Special Interest In Natural History, But As A Boy I Was Made Aware Of The Annual Fluctuations In The Number Of Game Animals And The Need To Adjust The Cull To The Size Of The Surplus Population.

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.