Its A Strange World. Lets Keep It

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You're Miserable, Edgy And Tired. You're In The Perfect Mood For Journalism.

I Want A Tattoo Over My Heart That Reads Try Harder You Lazy Paramedic Shitbag Or I Will Haunt Your Bedroom Forever

Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!

What If I Left My Memory In The Future And I Have To Catch Up To It?