What If I Left My Memory In

Tradition - One Of Those Words Conservative People Use As A Shortcut To Thinking.

Writing Is Basically A Job For People Who Like Punching Themselves In The Face, I’m Pretty Sure.

He Was In Blue Jeans And A Work Shirt, Which Is Another Weird Quirk Of Rich Old Men. Just One Of The Guys Here. Blue Jeans And A Work Shirt, Salt Of The Earth, Working Man Like Yourself. Like They're Somehow Uncomfortable About Being Rich Enough To Sleep In A Bed Made Of Vaginas Being Pulled Around The Town At Night By A Fleet Of Gold-covered Midgets.

You're Miserable, Edgy And Tired. You're In The Perfect Mood For Journalism.

Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!