Good Morning Sinners. Vampiric Red Bull Intake

I Admit That I Have Sometimes Claimed To Be Batman In The Past. But Only When Really, Really Drunk.

My Neck And Shoulders Are Killing Me. Hard To Focus On Writing About Murder, Doom, Shagging, Our Hopeless Future & Other Comedy Etc Etc.

The Single Simplest Reason Why Human Space Flight Is Necessary Is This, Stated As Plainly As Possible: Keeping All Your Breeding Pairs In One Place Is A Retarded Way To Run A Species.

You Must Remember That The Common Criminal Will Always Join The Armed Forces For, If Nothing Else, Regular Meals And Expert Training In The Use Of Guns.

Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel Horrible And Sexy!