Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them

I Don't Really Care What People Think, ... I Just Do My Own Thing. ... I Like Being Loud And Letting People Know I'm There.

I've Outdone Anyone You Can Name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, He Wrote 1,001 Tunes. I Wrote 5,500.

I Started Michael Years Ago. I Saw Him In Gary, Indiana, And We'd Have Him On The Talent Shows. He Kind Of Emulated Me, And Did The Best He Could.

Retire For What? What Would I Do? I Made My Name As A Person That Is Helping. I'm Like Moses In The Music Business.

Hair Is The First Thing. And Teeth The Second. Hair And Teeth. A Man Got Those Two Things He's Got It All.