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When You Play By The Rules, Defy Mental Demons, Overcome Every Challenge, And Enjoy A Walk In The Country At The Same Time - That's Being Alive.

Putting Is A Fascinating, Aggravating, Wonderful, Terrible And Almost Incomprehensible Part Of The Game Of Golf.

I Feel More Strongly Than Ever About This. I Would Like The Professional Game Freed Of Golf Carts. Golf Is A Physical Game. If We Are Playing Competitive Professional Golf, We Should Walk. When I Can't Walk 18 Holes, I'll Pack It In.

When I Was Playing In A Junior Tournament One Time, I Missed A Short Putt And Threw My Putter Into The Trees. I Went On To Win The Tournament And Later, Instead Of My Dad Congratulating Me, He Told Me That If I Ever Threw A Club Again, I'd Never Play In Another Golf Tournament. I Haven't Thrown A Club Since.

I Think I've Heard Somebody Say That I Was A Well-dressed Golfer. I Guess That Has Something To Do With The Fact That A Lot Of People Who Play Golf Don't Dress Very Well.