It Would Be Great To Be Able

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I Remember Going With My Mom To A Random Garage Sale As A Kid And Thinking What A Cool Treasure Hunt That Whole World Was. Only To Transition As An Adult To Think, 'what A Gross Place That Really Is.'

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

My Dad Turned Me Onto Peter Sellers As A Kid. I Loved The Fact That He Was A Unique Combination Of Being Extremely Subtle And Over-the-top All At The Same Time, And That's A Hard Thing To Do. I Admire That.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.