I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

I Left 'saturday Night Live' Without A Film To Go To, And I'd Filmed 'old School' While I Was In My Last Season Of The Show, And That Hadn't Come Out Yet. I Was A Free Agent, In A Way, But I Knew It Was Time To Leave The Show And Test The Water.

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

I'm Always In These Situations Where I Forget To Separate What Is Pitched As An Idea To The Fact That I'm Actually Going To Have To Execute It.