I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!

There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

I'm A Bit Of A Gourmet Chef. I Love Cooking - Mostly Thai Food.

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato