It Was You That Chose Your Due,

It Was You That Chose Your Due, You Built A Maze You Can't Get Through. I Tried To Help You All I Can, Now I Can't Do Nuttin' For You, Man!

The Hype Man's Job Is To Get Everybody Out Of Their Seats And On The Dance Floor To Have A Good Time.

I Want A Girl Who Looks Good When She Wakes Up In The Morning. We Could Take Her Face And Dip It In Dough And She'll Make Some Nice-face Cookies. Some Girls Wake Up, Man, You Could Put Their Face In Dough And You'll Get A Gorilla Cookie, For Real!

I Try And Spend A Lot Of Time With My Kids. I Try And Have Fun With My Kids. I Try To Put Father Time In There.

I Wear My Viking Helmet Because The Horns Define How Sharp My Brains Are. If You Try To Rub Me The Wrong Way, I Will Stick You With Both Of My Horns.