Honestly, Flav Is Not Much Of A

I Worked As A Head Cook At Courthouses And High Schools. I Left It Behind When I Started Getting Into My Music Real Heavy.

Definitely, I Think I'm A Life Coach For Real. The Lessons I Give Are Lessons You Can Take To The Bank.

I Want A Girl Who Looks Good When She Wakes Up In The Morning. We Could Take Her Face And Dip It In Dough And She'll Make Some Nice-face Cookies. Some Girls Wake Up, Man, You Could Put Their Face In Dough And You'll Get A Gorilla Cookie, For Real!

Best Advice That I Ever Got Is To Do Whatever It Takes To Make Myself Happy, So That I'll Be Able To Make Others Happy. If I'm Not Happy, I Can't Make Other People Happy.

I Set Our House On Fire When I Was A Little Child Playing With Lighters. Boy, Did I Burn The Place Down!