If The Worst Thing That Can Happen

Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined, And The Priests Gave The Raiders Scores I'd Go To Church Every Sunday.

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

It's Good To See People Not Smoking. You Get Dressed Up, And You Smoke, And It Gets In Your Clothes. You Go, 'what Should I Wear Tonight?' 'i Don't Know, Honey, How About Something Menthol?'