It Was Hate At First Sight, Clean,

The Way To Get On With A Cat Is To Treat It As An Equal - Or Even Better, As The Superior It Knows Itself To Be.

Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.

Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive Gullibility.

Another Dead Body. Every Year It Is The Same. Every Year, Another Dead Body.

Ramses Had Always Been Fond Of Helen, In His Peculiar Fashion, But If He Had Looked At Me As He Was Looking At Her, I Would Have Sent For A Constable.