His Masculinity Was Only Too Apparent

Kissing Someone Out Of Pity Is Always A Mistake.

The Cat Horus Shot Out From Under The Table And Headed For The Door, His Ears Flattened And His Tail Straight Out. There He Encountered Abdullah, Who Had Been Waiting For Us On The Verandah And Who Had, I Supposed, Been Alarmed By Emerson's Shouts And Hurried To Discover What Disaster Had Prompted Them. The Cat Got Entangled In Abdullah's Skirts And A Brief Interval Of Staggering (by Abdullah), Scratching (by Horus) And Swearing (by Both Parties) Ensued Before Horus Freed Himself And Departed.

Exaggeration Is The Cheapest Form Of Humor.

Is Is Difficult To Be Angry With A Gentleman Who Pays You Compliments, Even Impertinent Compliments. Especially Impertinent Compliments.

It Is Easier To Counterfeit Old Age Than Youth.