It Was Always 'cher', I Never Thought

A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When They're Left Unattended.

Anyone Who's A Great Kisser I'm Always Interested In.