A Girl Can Wait For The Right

A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.

Until You're Ready To Look Foolish, You'll Never Have The Possibility Of Being Great.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.