It Warps The Minds Of Our Children

I Believe In Pulling Yourself Up By Your Own Bootstraps. I Believe It Is Possible — I Saw This Guy Do It Once In Cirque Du Soleil. It Was Magical.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

I'm Getting Angry At Liberals.

Why Would We Go To War On Women? They Don't Have Any Oil.

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.