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It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.
-Stephen Colbert
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It Warps The Minds Of Our Children
Stephen Colbert
It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.
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