Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

Well China, You Got Us. Phelps Was Doping - And He Still Beat You. He Smoked The Sticky-icky, And Then He Smoked Your Ass!

There's An Old Saying About Those Who Forget History. I Don't Remember It, But It's Good.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

I Don't Get Why The Government Is The Only One That Gets To Print Money.