Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

We Have This Idea In Our Mind That There's A Separation Of Church And State In America, Which I Think Is A Good Thing. And We Extend That To Our Politics. Like It's Not Just Church And State, But It's Also There's A Separation Of Religion And Politics. But Of Course, There - There Isn't.

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

Thinking That Other People Might Be Better Than You Is What Makes You Canadian, Not American.

Yes, Dr. King Is Pro-gun Just As Surely As Jesus Would Be Pro-nails.

If We Don't Cut Expensive Things Like Head Start, Child Nutrition Programs, And Teachers, What Sort Of Future Are We Leaving For Our Children?