It Takes A Long Time To Become

I Don't Know Now If I'm Funny. I Just Keep Talking And Hope That I Hit Something That's Funny.

The Universe Is Very, Very Big.

The U.s. Senate Is Considering A Bill That Would Tax Botox. When Botox Users Heard This, They Were Horrified. Well, I Think They Were Horrified. It's Difficult To Tell.

Clay Aiken Ran For Congress In North Carolina. But He Didn't Make It. Clay Aiken Is Famous For Coming In Second In A Tv Popularity Contest That Most People Got Fed Up With Years Ago. He Also Lost On 'american Idol.'

It 's The Time Of Year When Canadians Mate.