It Sounds Gross To Say That I

I'm Not Trying To Sound Like I Turned Into Some Kind Of Wise Man, But It's Nice To Realize That Your Little Pocket Of The World Isn't The Whole World.

It's Fun For Someone To Poke Fun At Himself.

I Like Women Who Are Okay With Who They Are.

I Can't Stop Being In Parades. I Just Love Dancing On Floats That Move Really Slowly On The City Streets In The Early Morning.

I Love Any Movie That Has A Retarded Person Working At Starbucks.