Here In L.a., There Are A Lot

With The Roxbury Guys (on 'saturday Night Live'), I Think The Breaking Point Was When Stallone Came On And Wanted To Do The Sketch Just Because. And We're, Like, 'well, Now We've Got To Create A Story, So, What, Are We Bopping Our Heads With Rocky? What Are We Doing?'

I Love Traffic. It's Fantastic. New York Traffic Is So Relaxing.

I Wish I Was Dating One Of The Ladies In 'bollywood Hero.' They're Gorgeous. Any Of Them.

It's A Different Thing Shooting For 10 Weeks In India As Opposed To On A Set On Stage Pretending You're In India.

I Understand What My Gift Is, Which Is Making People Laugh, Hopefully. It's More On That Level. I Don't Need To Be A Leading Man, I'm Fine With That.