It Seems There's Just No Room Left

The Main Problem In Marriage Is That, For A Man, Sex Is A Hunger-like Eating. If The Man Is Hungry And Can't Get To A Fancy French Restaurant, He'll Go To A Hot Dog Stand. For A Woman, What's Important Is Love And Romance.

[on Her Troubled Relationships With Her Daughters:] You Can Acquire Enemies. Why Give Birth To Them?

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

It Seems There's Just No Room Left For Elegance In This Paper-plate, Blue-jean World. And I, For One, Think It's A Shame.

If You Keep Marrying As I Do, You Learn Everybody's Hobby.