I Hope I'll Die On Stage At

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.

I Married First, Won The Oscar Before Olivia (sister Olivia De Havilland) Did, And If I Die First, She'll Undoubtedly Be Livid Because I Beat Her To It!

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.