It Seemed The World Was Divided Into

Show Business Is Dog Eat Dog. It's Worse Than Dog Eat Dog. It's Dog Doesn't Return Dog's Phone Calls.

I Can't Imagine Any Director Directing A Screenplay Of Mine, Because The Great Directors All Have Very Personal Styles, And The Ones That Don't Are Not Very Interesting Directors.

There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?

Better Not Think Too Much. Relying More On The Body: It Is More Trustworthy.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.