It 's The Time Of Year When

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.

There Are Plans For A New High-speed Train Between Los Angeles And San Francisco. It Will Make The Trip Time 30 Minutes. People In L.a. Are Like, Yes! And People In San Francisco Are Like, Yeah, Sure, Great. We Look Forward To Seeing You.

Great, As Long As You're Happy

When I Stopped Drinking, It Was Only Because I Thought If I Don't Stop, I'm Going To Die.

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving. All The Food's In The Oven. And I'm In The Bedroom Performin' Self Lovin'.