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Valentine's Day Is Celebrated A Little Differently Here In L.a. Nobody Eats Chocolate Because Of The Calories, So People Give Each Other Tofu-shaped Boxes Filled With Bean Curd. Then They Fantasize About What Their Pilates Instructor Would Be Like If He Was Straight.

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I Think Holidays Create So Much Pressure Because People Feel They Should Be Having A Good Time. But You Shouldn't.

I View My Own Body As A Petting Zoo. I Am The Main Attraction... And The Only Customer.

Equestrian And Sailing Are Sports For People Growing Up On The Mean Streets Of Connecticut.