It’s A Gift. (artemis) Nothing Is Ever

You’re So Beautiful. I Wish I’d Seen You As A Child. (acheron) You Didn’t Miss Much. I Had Buck Teeth And Stringy Hair. (kat)

Holy Green Guacamole! (selena)

You Will Fail And I’ll Dance On Your Grave. (apollymi)

Don't Worry, Otto. I'm An Acquired Taste. Most Of My Best Friends Had To Know Me For Years Before They Could Even Stand My Presence. I'm Like Mold, I Usually Grow On You Very Slowly. (tabitha)

Beware The Viper In Your Closet. Isn’t That Another Thing You’re Always Saying, Father? Ambition And Jealousy Are At The Heart Of All Betrayals. (ryssa)