You Will Fail And I’ll Dance On

As Her Father Had So Often Said... Laugh As Much As You Breathe And Love As Long As You Live.

No, See The Slide’s Too High. He Could Fall And Get A Concussion. (wulf) Forget That. He Could Rack Himself On The Teeter-totter. (chris) Teeter-totter Nothing. The Swings Are A Choking Hazard. Whose Idea Was It For Him To Have This? (urian)

Like This Cake. It’s Really Very Good. (arik) As The Girth To My Hips Will Attest. (geary)

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll Fetch Those Slippers And Stick Them Someplace Real Uncomfortable. I Swear, My Mother Should Have Named Me Fido. (nick)

I'm Old Enough To Make You Look Like An Embryo. [thorn]